BUNKER BOY and SERGEANT PAULIE wish all of our readers a wonderful Christmas season, and a happy and holy Hanukkah!!!
REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. December 23, 2024.
TROLLING THE INTERNET, SCOURING THE NEWS, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE STORY AT A TIME:
1. I DON’T ALWAYS LISTEN to socialists, but when I do, I buy more ammo.
2. TWILIGHT ZONE: Imagine if you will, pardoning your son for the crimes you impeached your predecessor for investigating. [sent in by Gunsmoke Larry in Nevada]
One of Biden’s first acts was to claim that Hunter’s laptop computer was fake and should not be believed. And one of his last actions was to pardon Hunter for all of his crimes shown on the same laptop. Joe Biden was found to be too mentally impaired to stand trial for mishandling Top Secret documents, but now he is competent enough to give out dozens of pardons. Old Joe’s brain was too impaired for him to stand trial, but he had access to the nuclear codes for four years, and Democrat leaders said nothing! FUHGGEDDABBBOUDDITT!!!
3. NEVER FORGET: While Hunter Biden was selling access to “the Big Guy”, Biden’s FBI sent SWAT teams to the homes of pro-lifers, put spies in Catholic churches, framed January 6 defendants, and prosecuted President Trump with lawfare.
4. IT WAS SO COLD in New York City last week I saw a Democrat politician with his hands in his own pockets.
5. TRUMP 47’s CHRISTMAS SONG: “He’s making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out
Who gets deported by I.C.E.
Tom Homan is coming to town!”
6. GELLER REPORT: THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION lifted the ban on Iran’s frozen money and sent this America-hating regime $10 Billion dollars! At first, I thought it was a story from the Babylon Bee, a satirical site, but it is true. Our naive State Department said that Iran can only use this money for “humanitarian purposes.” If you believe they will comply with this, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you. When Trump takes office next month, he will impose sanctions against Iran again, so they will not have more money to engage in their terrorism. This $10 Billion will be used to purchase weapons to use against Israel, and to kill American soldiers. Wake up, America! This is not the Democrat Party of FDR, JFK ,or even Bill Clinton. Today’s Democrat leaders hate Israel and America!
PAM GELLER reports that Iran imposes the death penalty for women who dare to expose their hair. Remind Democrats of this when they start preaching about “women’s rights.”
7. IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS since the attempted assassination of Pres. Trump in Butler, PA. After the initial flurry of information, there has been little or nothing said about Thomas Crooks, the man who shot Trump. We don’t know why he had three encrypted bank accounts in Europe, why he had 18 burner phones in his knapsack, or who he was talking to on his phone just prior to the shooting. Were his phones wiped clean by the FBI and/or Secret Service? Why is the Secret Service blocking Congress from investigating the shooting? Was this a government plot to kill Trump? Was Crooks talking to his government handler just prior to shooting the former President? Something ain’t kosher here, folks.
8. THE NEW TV RATINGS are out. CNN was beaten by The Food Network! [snickering sound from the Bunker]
9. SHAME ON WNBA STAR, Caitlyn Clark, for groveling to the woke, racist elements in her league. She bowed and knelt to the DEI element in the WNBA. Sadly, she blamed her success on her “white privilege.” Caitlyn will soon learn that she will still be hated by her racist teammates and opposing players, and her groveling will not help her. It just means the racists who hate her will make her grovel even more.
My ‘white privilege’ was achieved by working for over 50 years, saving for my retirement, sacrificing when needed, and never living off of welfare, food stamps, or other government handouts. It really works. Race baiters should try it.
10. GELLER REPORT: FORTY PER-CENT of house Democrats sent a letter to the Secretary of State and Secretary of Defense demanding an arms embargo against Israel. American Jews, why are you still voting for a political party that hates you, and wants to see Israel exterminated?
11. THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION is trying to sabotage Trump’s border wall before he takes office next month. Biden’s team is auctioning off unused border wall material for pennies on the dollar, in order to hamper Trump’s effort to secure the border. This is another example of Democrats putting their party ahead of their country.
12. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT reports that George Stephanopoulos, a Democrat operative masquerading as a journalist, has to pay Donald Trump $15 million for defaming him. Little George lied when he repeatedly said Trump was “found liable for rape.” He also has to pay another $1 million for Trump’s legal fees. George is a little man with a big mouth. His irrational Trump hatred cost ABC $16 million.
13. WE ARE FINALLY LEARNING that the FBI had over two dozen “Confidential Human Sources” at the Capitol on January 6th. I prefer to call them “Paid FBI Spies.” Some of these FBI spies entered the Capitol and restricted areas, just like the protestors, but they were never prosecuted. The view from the Bunker is that these paid FBI spies acted as Judas Goats to lure naive Trump supporters into following them into the Capitol, so they would be arrested for trespassing. It was all a Democrat set-up!
14. AFTER EVERY PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION we always have a gaggle of Democrat politicians screaming for the popular vote to decide the election, not the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a brilliant plan that allows smaller states to have a say in deciding our next President. If we used the popular vote to choose our President, millions of parasitic, non-taxpaying welfare recipients in New York, Illinois, and California would elect a Democrat President. Their vast numbers would overwhelm the taxpaying, productive voters in other states. Do you really want the millions of third and fourth generation welfare leeches deciding our President? They would always vote for the candidate who promises them to continue welfare checks and food stamps, without the requirement of working.
15. SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY (R-LA), questioning NCAA head Charlie Baker about why he allows trans-gender females [males] to compete against biological females: “Why don’t you go to Amazon and buy a spine?”
16. THE WALL STREET JOURNAL has confirmed that Joe Biden was in a diminished mental state for his entire presidency. He was incapable of doing his job. So, who was running the country for four years? Who is responsible for our puppet presidency? Shame on the Democrat leadership and the media for covering this up and putting the country in grave danger!
17. FANI’S FAT FANNY FIRED: Atlanta District Attorney, Fani Willis, and her entire staff, were removed from the prosecution of Donald Trump, for the appearance of impropriety. This bottom-feeder oozes sleaze. The entire case is a fraud, a classic case of malicious prosecution. Trump and 18 other Republicans were charged with RICO violations for having an opinion about the 2020 election and questioning the results. A new prosecutor is being sought. An ethical, honest attorney wouldn’t touch this phony case with a ten-foot pole. If the Republicans get a spine, they should expose the coordination between Willis and the White House in plotting this lawfare scheme.
18. DEMOCRATS, led by Sen. Elizabeth Warren {Chief Spreading Bull}, spread the lie that Republicans stalled a bill to fund pediatric cancer research. The truth is that last March House Republicans passed the bill to fund cancer research. It was Senate Majority Leader, Chuck Schumer, who stalled the bill in the Senate for nine months! He only acted on the bill after he was exposed by The Gateway Pundit. Schumer, you schmuck, you!!!
Another lie being spread by Democrats in D.C. is that if the government was shut down by Congress, senior citizens would not get their Social Security checks. This is false. Social Security checks come from a different fund and Democrats know this, but their ignorant, uneducated voters are easy to fool.
19. NEWS ITEM: A Member of Congress who has been missing for five months was found in a Texas assisted living home for memory care. Last July she was found walking around her Texas neighborhood, and didn’t know where she was. I can see why nobody missed her. A brain dead Congressman is not news.
20. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT reports that an illegal alien from Guatemala was arrested and charged with burning a sleeping woman to death on a subway car. When will the people who allowed these future Democrat voters to come into our country be punished?
BUNKER BOY and SERGEANT PAULIE wish all of our readers a wonderful Christmas season, and a happy and holy Hanukkah!!!
REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. December 23, 2024.
